Emma Watson accepting her British Style Award at the British Fashion Awards 2014
Emma Watson accepting her British Style Award at the British Fashion Awards 2014
dorian admiring that feather boa thing of cullens
i bet it’s made out of rooster feathers
petition for mockingjay part 2 to skip that one scene where that one thing happens to that one character
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
Cassandra: Seeker
Solas: Chuckles
Vivienne: Iron Lady
Sera: Buttercup
Iron Bull: Tiny
Dorian: Sparkler
Blackwall: Hero
Cole: Kid
Josephine: Ruffles
Cullen: Curly
Lelianna: Nightingale
ok but like let’s look at this mathematically
let’s assume that “short” is less than half of the life expectancy of the average white male, which is about 75 years, so we’ll make a “short” life last for about 35 years
now, to keep this legal, we’ll assume that the short-lived gay man in question remained sexually abstinent until the age of 18. this leaves only 17 years for accumulation of sexual partners. that’s about 6205 days, give or take. in order or him to have 20,000 partners before he died, he’d need to have about 1176 partners per year, or just under 100 per month. that means that he would need to either need to have a foursome (himself + three men if that isn’t clear), a threesome and an individual encounter, or three individual encounters per day for every single day from his 18th birthday onward if he wanted to reach 20,000 by his death.
now, to put the impossibility of this into perspective, this politician claims 20,000 partners, not 20,000 instances of sexual activity, which demands that each partner be 100% new, no repeats. for reference, the estimated adult lgbt population in nebraska is just under 40,000, most likely not counting closeted individuals. assume that about half of this number is women and nonbinary individuals (all of whom are not interested in men), and the other half is men who are interested in men. the men are all allosexual and are all interested in our Short Lived Gay Male.
this means that our gay man has to fuck his way through the entire gay male population of nebraska, including time set aside for traveling, eating, and sleeping, over the course of 17 years. no job to speak of, no friends, no family, just nonstop fucking, three men a day every day, until he dies
the fantasies conservatives cook up are fucking wild