"Well I just...didn't expect that."
I’m sitting in a coffeshop with really cute german song playing on background
because i’m really tired of rhetoric regarding egypt on this website, and because i’m tired of repeating the same things over and over, here’s a post of things every person who posts something about egypt should be aware of before opening their big fat mouths:
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I don’t understand when I’m talking about a musical and someone asks me “how do you make a musical about that?” Like the second longest running show on Broadway is 100% people dressed as cats believe me anything can be a musical
dragon age inquisition more like [finally gets a dragon age where there’s mounts so i don’t have to walk everywhere]
[walks everywhere anyway because im scared of missing hearing someone having a conversation with cole]
me: I AM AN ADULT!
my mom: THEN MAKE YOUR OWN APPOINTMENTS!
me: I AM A CHILD!
T H E S T O R Y T E L L E R
Varric Tethras is one part adventurous rogue, one part dashing storyteller, and three parts trouble. Born on the surface, Varric has little love for his underground brethren—all his contacts lie with the dwarves of the Merchants Guild, though he has little taste for their schemes. Still, he has found a place as an outsider, rubbing shoulders with both the wealthy elite as well as the worst of scoundrels. To hear him tell of it, that’s all he truly cares about, though anyone who truly knows him claims differently. They say that, try as he might, Varric has been drawn more and more into conflicts that shake the world—ones that he can’t get himself out of with a quick tale.