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Good Omens TV nightmare scenarios:

not-a-space-alien:

  • The Them are aged up to 17- and 18-year-olds
  • The Them AREN’T aged up, but they’re PLAYED by 17-and 18-year olds trying to be passed off as “eleven”
  • Aziraphale is cast as an older, overweight actor and the fandom reacts by starting to ship Crowley with Newt
  • Aziraphale and Crowley are cast as very talented actors of color who are perfect for the roles and perform them flawlessly but the fandom reacts by pulling a TFA and zeroing in the only white guy/white guy ship in the cast and now 80% of the new fandom content is Pollution/Famine
  • Benedick Cucumberbatch 
  • They replace the Bentley with a muscle car because an antique Bentley doesn’t look “cool” enough
  • This
  • Crowley wears a skirt but it’s treated like a joke and Aziraphale makes transmisogynistic comments 
  • Crowley and Aziraphale lean in to kiss at the Ritz but then pull back and scoff at how silly it would be if two males were involved that way.
  • There’s a joke thrown in with something about ancient Rome or something but it’s clear the writers are uncomfortable with the chemistry and try to diffuse romantic tension.
  • Anathema doesn’t actually want to have sex with Newt but Newt pressures her into having sex with him “because of the prophecies” 
  • No Queen in the soundtrack
  • People start shipping Agnes Nutter and Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer 
tagged: +good omens  +holy s h i t 

mudora:

reminder to self: You are worth it, despite what your mixed up brain chemicals say. Things are going to be okay, despite the deluge of negative stuff happening. And most of all, you’re not alone and you’re loved. 

Maybe I’m not the only one who needs that reminder either.

slimetony:

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

I can blow $400 in two days and then make $26.50 last a whole week

supremecute:

pro-gay:

Overwatch is just call of duty for gays

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tagged: +MAYBE 
me when im broke: why did I foolishly spend that 75 cents my mom gave me on candy in 1998
tagged: +well